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By soannoyed - 22/09/2013 21:21 - United States

Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML

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By Stu - 19/06/2012 09:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 06:06 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML

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By Lori_ftw - 27/02/2014 03:28 - United States - Oakland

Today, my store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags. FML

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By Sis in crisis - 27/10/2024 03:00 - United States - Glendale

Today, I had to temporarily block my brother from calling me because every day for the last week or two he has called me just to yell, "THEY ARE EATING THE DOGS! THEY ARE EATING THE CATS!" before hanging up. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

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By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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By swervelol - 14/07/2016 19:06

Today, as well as for the past two weeks, my brother has been making up songs about farts and singing them non-stop. He's 26. FML

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By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

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By poopexperttt - 07/09/2012 07:12 - United States

Today, my brother started a new tradition: sending me pictures of every poop he takes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By finalfantasy - 21/06/2018 17:30 - United States - Aurora

Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML

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Monday 23 September 2013 2:51

Just say #myfootupyourass

CommentModerated 17

Monday 23 September 2013 2:51

Am I the only one who still calls it "pound"?

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Monday 23 September 2013 2:58

Replace the hash tag in his mouth, with your fist.

unlucky_lucy 17

Monday 23 September 2013 3:12

#hashtags are stupid #stfu

PuggieKid 22

Monday 23 September 2013 4:27

Says the person using them....

imlifeless2 25

Monday 23 September 2013 4:43

20, Let's play 'spot the irony'. who wants to go first?

Spider_Web 11

Monday 23 September 2013 22:50

Me! Me! Me! Pick me!

imlifeless2 25

Tuesday 25 March 2014 4:46

Now, now, no shouting class.

thatgirlkat 9

Monday 23 September 2013 3:13

Hashtag your brother is a ******* idiot.

ladypunk 8

Monday 23 September 2013 3:19

#Ilovehashtags

mFUNdo21 17

Monday 23 September 2013 22:00

sarcasm... no?

TheKidOnFire 10

Monday 23 September 2013 3:26

This should be a book called "The Hashtag War". Mostly about a HASHTAG infection. Just ignore this comment .-.

perdix 29

Monday 23 September 2013 3:28

It's only #funny if you #prefix every #verb and #noun with #hashtag. You're #welcome. (And some #adjectives.)

vffjvsegb 11

Monday 23 September 2013 3:33

#thatsucks

missd420 16

Monday 23 September 2013 3:44

How about #Punchyouintheface

Enslaved 36

Monday 23 September 2013 3:49

Ugh! After reading all these comments I can relate to the OP even more. FYL!

CrissyyyS2 22

Monday 23 September 2013 3:54

As soon as you hear hashtag coming out from his mouth, don't let him finish his sentence. Put a sock in it.

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