Animals: Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me...

By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 11:45 - Australia

Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML

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Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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Today, a fly landed on my face. Before I could even react, my brother "helpfully" punched it hard enough to both kill the fly and knock me out. FML

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Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2012 05:25 - United States - North Bergen

Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML

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Saturday 6 November 2010 19:01

He was looking for the infomercial on how to save drowning people, but got distracted by the Shake Weight one.

illmatic2 16

Saturday 6 November 2010 19:11

Wow, that's a really COLD thing to do. But don't let it bug you to much.

Comments

mintcar 9

Saturday 6 November 2010 20:44

Poor her indeed. I hate bugs as well.

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 20:50

awwww, kick ur brother in the balls!!!!

T1A2Z3 34

Tuesday 24 April 2018 3:23

For tossing a tiny insect onto her foot and not rescuing her from a backyard pool?

BroknBeatNScarrd 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 20:55

The attack of the bug-foot!

vansgirl327 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 20:56

beat his ass up! and throw him in the pool !:p

banananut 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 21:10

Your brother should really quit BUGGING you.

PunisherE1ite 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 21:22

fail

banananut 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 21:38

Really, really? Cause i thought that was hilarious!

WYK_fml 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 0:32

Yep, that was only you.

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 6:10

It was cute, but it would've been better if she was the 1st to say something like that.

Newenglandneisha 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 21:45

Brothers are Ass*holes. Put elax in one of his drinks

DocBastard 38

Saturday 6 November 2010 22:05

OP, stop being a ******* pussy. He's your brother - get revenge. I don't give a flying **** if you tell us about your worthless, good-for-nothing life on FML. Complaining about your empty life is what the site is all about. But don't expect sympathy. I fully expect an FML from your brother next week about how you killed his dog and put his head in his bed.

flossybaben 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 23:00

yeh the Aussie bugs are pretty freaky but what were you doing near a pool in the middle of winter?

starberries 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 1:23

It's in the southern hemisphere, dumbass. Anyway, it's not winter anywhere on the planet. It's fall in the northern hemisphere.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 7 November 2010 1:55

May I point out that flossy and OP are both Australian? So either she knows exactly what is going on there or she is completely clueless. I can't tell.