Animals: Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me...

By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 11:45 - Australia

Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By blackchin III - 20/06/2014 21:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, a fly landed on my face. Before I could even react, my brother "helpfully" punched it hard enough to both kill the fly and knock me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2012 05:25 - United States - North Bergen

Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML

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Saturday 6 November 2010 19:01

He was looking for the infomercial on how to save drowning people, but got distracted by the Shake Weight one.

illmatic2 16

Saturday 6 November 2010 19:11

Wow, that's a really COLD thing to do. But don't let it bug you to much.

Comments

truthbetoldxoxo 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:24

Kick your brother in the face! What a little prick!

somaanj 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 8:03

how old is your brother,8?

ICabooseI 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 9:55

where's Micheal phelps when you need him?watching tv. damn athletes.

blinks 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 11:50

Pathetic! I'll let you off for freaking out with the bug but thought of you pretending to gasp for air standing up or holding onto the side of the pool makes me wanna leave you there too. if I was pushed into a pool that's cold in Australia ( and i have been- in winter not spring) you don't have to even go to the steps just pull yourself up on the side. it's not about managing to get out unless you're morbidly obese - just get out you idiot. your brother is obviously used to you being a drama queen.

gogul1 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 14:48

you are a drama queen

Theloner81 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 16:02

That is not that bad, that only mens he thinks you look beter with make-up on you... Nothing bad about that.

Theloner81 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 16:04

Shit sorry wrong post ;)

Havin 19

Sunday 7 November 2010 16:27

Your brother, no doubt, is a loser. No offence.

sparme 0

Monday 8 November 2010 0:59

yeah its pretty warm over there right now, being like spring and all...its not like it ever really gets below 50F in most of australia. i wouldve gone in and watched tv too! besides, how can you not figure out how to get yourself out of a pool?