By ashleyrae - 29/06/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML
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WinterPerfection 3

What if the spine wasn't flexible?!

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FriskyTaco 0

he told you it had a flexible spine so you tried to kill it??

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Enigmax2514 7

lol ydi idiot that was a potential murder case someone call animal abuse! :p

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sueannpalma 7

can I see of ur spine is flexible ??!!! you ass hole

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ascott1127 0

Is your spine flexible? no. why would you do that anyway. ydi....

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ashleii2010 0

good, you shouldn't do that to animals :/

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af117 3

u is so dumb, what made u think that was a good idea?

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Fml70 0

Wtf man you don't bend a pet back backwards DUMBASS thank god it did that you could have killed it

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gene818 13

YDI, because you never bend anything vertebrae animal's back backwards unless you intend to kill it. But it's lucky that the ferret escaped.

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rodeochick754 4

this fml made me laugh but the comments had me cying they are so funny!

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RayneStorm93 0

I have no idea why but I laughed super hard at this.

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