By aimee_alexis - 20/06/2013 05:30 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my brother got one of those water-vapour cigarettes. I was playing around with it, and my neighbour saw me through the window. She came over to yell at my parents about my "addiction" to marijuana. When my parents told her to get lost, she called the cops and tried to get me arrested. FML
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aimee_alexis 8

hey guys, i cant log into my account i made this post on so i made a new one! The cop told her she was being outrageous and told her to only call for emergencies. Since I live in Canada, if it really was weed, the police probably wouldnt do anything about it anyways. My neighbour is even more pissed off now, and since i live in a townhouse unit she has really been watching me closely. FYI, yes I am only 14 but its only an e cigarette.

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supertoasty 7

Ahhh, I see you have NNS, or Nosy Neighbor Syndrome.

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imtooshy 18

Your neighbour needs to get a bloody life and you need curtains.

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flashback_fml 14

Lol my neighbor would get ****** up if they did that

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fadbad2 4

he is talking literally he is one of those creepy rapists

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Brandon_NW 9

WTF!!! I don't want to live in this world anymore!

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Zeke10 12

Should give that neighbor a high five. In the face. With a chair.

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ThatPlankton 15

I'm surprised the cops even came for that, seeing as how you live in Canada.

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ginawater19 13

A while ago my neighbors tried to tell my mom that my brother stuck his penis out the window when they had guests pulling in the driveway.... Like seriously?! -.-

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crudeandrudeguy 29

The funny part is he probably did... We men tend to get stupid when we get bored.

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WhiteCrimson 23

Nosey people should keep their noses in their own ass.

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ballpython 15

The thing that nosy neighbors tend to forget about when they call the cops over BS is that you know where they live. If you get "confused" and take a dump on their front porch i would definitely laugh.

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ginawater19 13

I'm down with ******** on the porch

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HeartForMusic 23

I'm glad your parents trust you and stand up for you though. I've seen way too many FML's of parents who are totally unsupportive and uncaring towards their child.

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buddy51 23

Marijuana, nicotine, either way, your nosy neighbor is really looking out for your health, OP. show some gratitude that someone cares enough to spy on you and rant at you for your imagined failings!!

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Fedezzer 20

If she cared, she would've just come over to speak to her parents or something, anybody that actually cares about someone's health like you suggest wouldn't go ahead and try to get them arrested.

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SarMarJo 17

Actually, some vaporizers don't have nicotine. It just depends on what you get.

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