By :O - 05/04/2015 22:19 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Get your nephew a pet bunny and tell him that you were asked by the Easter Bunny to have him raise and care for the bunny. It'll distract him and he'll learn a thing or two about being a good pet owner.

RedPillSucks 31

so explain to your nephew that your brother in law is a jerk and he's playing a prank. I'm not an Easter Bunny person, but you don't screw with kids like that. it's up to his parents if they want to reveal that type of stuff

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That was horrible. What a jerk. Poor kid needs a better person in his life. Tell him that the Easter bunny can never die just like Santa and the Tooth Fairy. If something happens to one another takes its place. It's part of the magic.

Attacksloth 33

What did your sister/wife have to say about that? If he's your brother in law through your sister, I hope she denies him sex for the next five years.

Is he a moron by birth or did he choose to work hard on his skills?!

It's entirely possible that the brother in law is the kids' dad. It sounds like something an asshole dad might do. I had one of those.

Why the hell did he do that? Just to scare your nephew? That's pathetic!

Ahh, he'll get over it and it will be hilarious in a few years. I promise. My grandmother had a huge old outdoor tomcat that regularly left 'presents' on her back door step. We lived next door so one Easter morning, I was four or five, we ran over to get our baskets the Easter Bunny left at Grandma's only to find a dead rabbit on the back step! My grandma heard us coming, stepped out and saw it and says "Oops, well, looks like Cubby ate the Easter Bunny. I was wondering why he didn't leave you baskets here." We started bawling. My mom was soooo mad. But now 20+ years later, it's a funny story to tell. A favorite memory of my grandma and a reminder of where I got my innapropriate sense of humor.