Kids: Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching... - FML

By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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By deerling - 18/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

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By LovedByFamily - 08/10/2012 15:08 - Germany - Köln

Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML

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By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By Punk'd - 03/04/2021 08:00

Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML

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By PO'd big bro - 13/01/2015 01:11 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By blueheron93 - 13/11/2010 14:25 - Germany

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

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By oh for f*cks sake - 20/03/2017 12:00 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML

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friedpwnadge 25

Tuesday 25 December 2012 23:55

Give him something to cry about.

laughtersplay 14

Tuesday 25 December 2012 23:56

Secretly take a video of what really happens and show your parents his bullshit. Youngest siblings shouldn't always get away with everything.

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nycwrestler 17

Wednesday 26 December 2012 0:58

Give him something to cry about.

nycwrestler 17

Wednesday 26 December 2012 1:00

Sorry didnt see number 2

hunterluv1 20

Wednesday 26 December 2012 8:36

you're #34 how did you not see 2..?

nycwrestler 17

Wednesday 26 December 2012 13:56

I wrote a comment before reading the others..

jdm_powered 6

Wednesday 26 December 2012 1:03

Brat.

bwzwally8 15

Wednesday 26 December 2012 1:07

Oh brother you gotta be kidding me..

KingCeltic77 18

Wednesday 26 December 2012 1:20

Pussy kid used fake cry. It's super effective!

gillygills 5

Wednesday 26 December 2012 1:33

**** it punch him then say you did do it

amillionbucks 5

Wednesday 26 December 2012 1:45

Which would be a few hours?

ryggsekk 8

Wednesday 26 December 2012 1:59

sycke him down on everything he do in life. and when he's 15 or something tell him you always hated him, beat him up, so bad he will always fear you, just like my dad did.

amara92_fml 10

Wednesday 26 December 2012 2:28

I know how u feel :( worse thing haha but they eventually grow out of it

Mech1989 13

Wednesday 26 December 2012 2:37

I'm sure there is a way to use him fake crying to your advantage. Don't rat him out, that's too easy, it's time to start scheming!!

kingsian 15

Wednesday 26 December 2012 2:39

Ohh yeah now it's time to fight the youngin, teach the meaning of brotherly love.

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