Kids: Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching...

By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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By deerling - 18/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

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By LovedByFamily - 08/10/2012 15:08 - Germany - Köln

Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML

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By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By Punk'd - 03/04/2021 08:00

Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML

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By PO'd big bro - 13/01/2015 01:11 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By blueheron93 - 13/11/2010 14:25 - Germany

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

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By oh for f*cks sake - 20/03/2017 12:00 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML

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friedpwnadge 25

Tuesday 25 December 2012 23:55

Give him something to cry about.

laughtersplay 14

Tuesday 25 December 2012 23:56

Secretly take a video of what really happens and show your parents his bullshit. Youngest siblings shouldn't always get away with everything.

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firegirl1993 21

Wednesday 26 December 2012 2:53

If my brother did this, I'd make sure to do just that. If you're catching crap, might as well do something.

olpally 32

Wednesday 26 December 2012 3:05

That's some major bullshit. Yell at him and tell him to stop being such a bitch about everything. Call him out!

Purplehazeglass 9

Wednesday 26 December 2012 3:08

Beat him with a an extension cord when the parents are out.

TADspace 30

Wednesday 26 December 2012 3:16

Stop doing things around him. This includes breathing.

HiTywurr 9

Wednesday 26 December 2012 3:21

I don't understand

Zebediabolical 39

Wednesday 26 December 2012 3:22

You'd might as well beat him. Give him something to really cry about!

Nydeira 11

Wednesday 26 December 2012 4:27

Saddd my little sis does it all the time.but watch yourself around you brother.

destroyu 8

Wednesday 26 December 2012 4:27

It seems to happen a lot brothers are all about making you get into trouble

Nydeira 11

Wednesday 26 December 2012 4:28

Poor op but op should watchat himself

savage93 11

Wednesday 26 December 2012 4:50

Learn to fake **** him up

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