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By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:14 - Poland - Polska

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Today, my brother looked me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world. I'm scared. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 585
You deserved it 5 611
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larryb1986 9

I would start walking around in a poncho and carrying an umbrella

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FightMyLiger 19

Poland always gets hit first by these global assaults. World War J is upon us!

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cul8r 4

If you assume that there are 7 billion people on earth and one portion of **** is 5ml, you can calculate that he will need 35,000 tons of cum to **** on everyone once. If he grows to be 100 years (36500 days), that means his balls will have to produce a ton of cum per day on average, roughly. I think you're on the safe side.

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CanadianGirl9 2

You deserve this because you we're stupid enough to keep your brother and not sell him when you had the chance lol

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luvjwaj16 3

If my brother would have said that to me.. I would throat punch him.

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dr3amcatchr 2

Hahhaahhahahahahahahaha. That's so funny. I'm dying here. Punch him in the face, before he "hits you" first!! Hahahahahahahahahah

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misszombiexx 10

XD I can't even (be original).

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CougeeSwagg 19

He's gotta start collecting it now. put it into bombs, and drop those J-Bombs.

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cjl922 17

Fill buckets with your ****, get a helicopter, and dump them occasionally

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bigdaddyeric 35

Has he got you yet?

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