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By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:14 - Poland - Polska

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Today, my brother looked me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world. I'm scared. FML
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larryb1986 9

I would start walking around in a poncho and carrying an umbrella

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FightMyLiger 19

Poland always gets hit first by these global assaults. World War J is upon us!

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dancinwookie 21

Thank you for the warning. It'll be like Gallagher, but with semen instead of watermelons. It'll be sticky is what I'm saying.

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Iniezian 18

I have a foolproof plan on how your brother can achieve this: First, he has to donate all his life savings, and all the money he has, to Professor Ronald Mallett, so he can achieve his lifelong obsession of building a time machine which zaps people back in time with lasers, on the condition that he gets to use it first. Next, he must travel back to September 26, 1983, to Moscow, and kill Stanislav Petrov on his way to work, leaving a less-experienced officer in charge of Serpukhov-15 that day. The resulting nuclear apocalypse will decimate the world, leaving your brother free to go **** on the last dozen or so pitiful survivors.

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Epikouros 31

That's brilliant bullshit!

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avapaige1234 19

Please, OP. Do us a big favor and tie your brother up. Now.

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Epikouros 31

Maybe he likes being tied up, so that would make him cum while being touched by his sister.

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avapaige1234 19

That comment, #88, is out of the topic and gross at the same time.

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Epikouros 31

You expected wholesome comments when the topic is covering everybody in ****? You're an optimist.

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TheChelseaSays 34

Well I'm glad he doesn't know where I am.

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ctchan2381 5

a man can dream.....a man can dream...

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Epikouros 31

Luckily, your brother's life goal is physically impossible, unless he invents a sperm bomb. If it took him one minute to come (including travel) and he could keep going around the clock, he'd still need 13.500 years to **** on every living person, not counting future births during that period.

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middlenamefrank 8

At least he's got a hobby.

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