By Kelly - 02/08/2012 08:11 - United States - Manteca

Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 169
You deserved it 3 189
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I_Hug_Cats 26

you're obviously better off if he dumped you for money..

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

If he'd dump you for $50, I wonder what else he'd do :/ I'm sorry, OP, but you're better off without him!

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Calyx_fml 21

Thank your brother. Your bf failed the test.

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bestnameright 14

Well if your still in like middle school that's cool... It prolly wasn't a very deep relationship then. If not.... Sorry either way though!

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olpally 32

Wow, what a couple of asshats there... Your ex-bf and brother need to be punched in the junk... Seriously.

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missunderstanded 5

he's worth the fifty, you however are priceless, and can't be bought!

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reject214 10

Would have taken at least $100 for me.

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BunBunBabe 8

Neither your mom or boyfriend's actions are honorable. But better you now know how little he would probably sell you out for

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BunBunBabe 8

Meant to type brother

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mikeofthunder 13

Lol I usually get my mum and brother mixed up too - they don't lime that :P

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justinclegg20 0

Well his lose now he can buy himself an eigth of heady smoke and smoke it to his dome and wish he was with you for a few months unless there was another bitch stupid enough to ruin a relationship and get herself involved with someone who would have done that to ou. She now has to deal with his shit and get heartbroken when you are now one step ahead of her and now can get to know someone who deserves you

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Werken247 14

Doc, need some of your help here, think this is supposed to be english, but my IQ dropped 27.3 points trying to read it. I'll just stand here and drool for a few minutes until I recover those brain cells.

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olpally 32

Only 27.3?? Mine dropped 43.4 points reading this comment.

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outoftown 26

27, 43... who can do mental math after that?

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loserman67 35

So, you're better off. Besides, your brother probably offer him another $50 for some backdoor action and a reach around!

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dsl1123 8

If he would dump you for $50 then he is obviously not good enough for you. Hold your head up high and move on and find someone who really does care about you.

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