By Kelly - 02/08/2012 08:11 - United States - Manteca

Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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I_Hug_Cats 26

you're obviously better off if he dumped you for money..

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

If he'd dump you for $50, I wonder what else he'd do :/ I'm sorry, OP, but you're better off without him!

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perdix 29

Your ex-boyfriend can ask you out tomorrow and you can blow the $50 on a fun date. I'll bet your brother didn't specify how long he should stay away from you. Loopholes!!

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PinkRainbow 3

Your brother had to be protecting you. This guy was OBVIOUSLY a loser. If the guy loved you he'd tell your brother that he would'nt break up with you for money. Your brother must not have liked the way he was treating you. Your better of girl :)

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Blackpuppy15 0

He should use that $50 on you and say sorry!!!

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sexygirl25 3

I say he did you a favor. Your brother protected you from an a$$hole.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Well, if he would trade you for 50$ he was not worth your time.

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StewieGoMad 9

i always wonder if such things happen out of a blue or if girls are just dating jerks and then are suprised when they do something "jerkish"? :D you'll find better obviously ;)

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RochelleRedvines 8

Um...is this Shannon from Lost?

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SmittyJA24 26

Secondary point generally lost on young females: You WERE single; and you are now single.... but without a BF.

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