By Kelly - 02/08/2012 08:11 - United States - Manteca

Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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I_Hug_Cats 26

you're obviously better off if he dumped you for money..

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

If he'd dump you for $50, I wonder what else he'd do :/ I'm sorry, OP, but you're better off without him!

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Tezoma 28

Your brother doesn't have $50 and you learned your now ex is an easy to bribe tool. Could be worse.

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Old_Iron_Sides 6

Is it your brother? He sounds like someone who would be single... But in all seriousness, if your now ex bf dumped you for $50, he wasn't much of a boyfriend. Better to find out now than to waste more of your life with him.

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hateevryone 14

Screw your brother & your so-called boyfriend.

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perdix 29

I don't think this is a good time to recommend an incestuous three-way. And this is coming from a guy who jumps on every opportunity to use the term three-way/threesome, as well as plumpa humpa, blumpkin, sammiches and lowers sunglasses. Show some respect :D

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perdix 29

Don't be so hard on your brother. Your boyfriend was probably on the verge of dumping you, and you had your head too far up your ass to see it. He was just hastening the inevitable -- like ripping off a Band-Aid.

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ArmlessSkydiver 7

And that begs the question of what he would do for a Klondike Bar.

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eatpussy 0

May I ask why your brother wants you single? and if your brother did it just to see if your boyfriend would do it, that is actually a good thing he offered the money because it showed your boyfriend's true colors. Sorry OP :/

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Faeryl_fml 6

Maybe your brother was on to something, and lives you enough to do what he could to get that guy out if your life. One day you'll probably thank him :)

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FuzzyJack 15

At least you don't have to waste more time with a 'boyfriend' who leaves you for $50.. Time for a boyfriend who cares more about you than money.

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

You should go screw his best friend to get back at him.

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