By Kelly - 02/08/2012 08:11 - United States - Manteca

Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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You deserved it 3 189
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I_Hug_Cats 26

you're obviously better off if he dumped you for money..

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

If he'd dump you for $50, I wonder what else he'd do :/ I'm sorry, OP, but you're better off without him!

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coughyochick 7

Your brother deserves a pat on the back and a thank you

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Violent_Syd 2

That's bullshit beat the piss outbid both of them

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kimg0885 23

Got it beat the piss; then out bid them. Wait what are we bidding on again?

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roZen91 2

Give him $100 he will come back. Or anal.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

So sorry OP! Find someone who thinks you're priceless.

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YoshiMike13 4

thats a terrible boyfriend then. go find someone else that would be willing to pay a million bucks for you!

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kittycat2007 18

THANK your brother! If he was that easy to get rid of you didnt want him anyways.

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brookelynjo 3

Darling he doesn't deserve you then that's ridiculous!

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stephan18 23

YDI for going out with an idiot in the first place

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