By Kelly - 02/08/2012 08:11 - United States - Manteca

Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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I_Hug_Cats 26

you're obviously better off if he dumped you for money..

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

If he'd dump you for $50, I wonder what else he'd do :/ I'm sorry, OP, but you're better off without him!

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

If he's taking $50 over you, I'm sure you really didn't need him anyway.

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heyhihello95 12

I'm sure your brother was just looking out for you. If the douche accepted the bribe then he wasn't worth it anyways.

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Ozuru 11

It was destined to happen, sooner or later if he's like that.

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torbey 23

To all those saying 'you're better off without him if he'd do that,' I believe OP realises that. The FML is not about her being dumped for money, its that she didn't realise how much of a jerk she was dating until this happened. OP's aren't as stupid as some people here make them out to be :)

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Llama_Face89 33

Some of them can be.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Forget that guy. Good riddance.

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ObsessedWithMe 13

Better off without him then. You need a boyfriend who believes you're priceless.

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emeraldisle 30

Your brother's an arse and you're better off without your boyfriend.

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coughyochick 7

Her brother helped her. The boyfriend was terrible

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Nnycr 4

Oh poor op! Tell your brother to give me $50, we will then go on a $50 friendship date. Do you like Legos?

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Niverial 1

If he's that spineless and fickle you are better off without him.

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LennyComa 39

What a dick. If that was a test he flunked. But your brother may of realised he was a **** and just got you out of a potentially awful relationship

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