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1) I agree. Cologne at an interview is a turn-off. Or if you were to wear some, put it on HOURS before the interview, so that it's faint and become a part of your natural scent. 2) If you have time to post this to FML, then you have enough time to wash your neck. 3) Rub your skin with Purell® or something similar, the rapid-drying alcohol should evaporate the scent.
2) The limitations of FML posting ("Today,...") mean that there may need to be some lying in order to ever post a story here. I doubt he used the few minutes he had to post this FML.
hahahahha that's funny, but ah man that's sucksss
umm...so change ur clothes dumb butt
Erm, shower rather than FMLing about it? This is getting dangerously close to a YDI.
Cologne smells just as awful anyway. That was a lose-lose situation.
haha, how did he do that? you cant get the top off of the cologne or perfume bottles. im suspicious of a fake.
most work places are scent free zones now, so the cologne is over doing it anyways. also, change and shower, and if you don't have time, wash your face and change your shirt. if you don't have time for that, you need to learn not to leave things until the last minute so you have time to fix things when they go wrong.
haha thats a good prank. Sucks for you though
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Alcohol has a strong smell. Unless you're scent-impaired, YDI.
Uh. Simple solution. Wash it off.