By tukker - 17/07/2009 23:14 - Canada

Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML
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shoshizzle 0

Alcohol has a strong smell. Unless you're scent-impaired, YDI.

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FlaminYawn 0

YDI for wearing cologne to a job interview in the first place. What is it, bartender at a gay club?

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kpanchal 0

Let me guess, you still live in your parents basement in your sports car bed you got when you were 6 years old? Working as the Janitor for McDonalds isn't going to get you anywhere, you dipshit.

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bittersweets 2

if you have the time to post it on FML, there should be enough time to maybe take a shower...

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softbonez 0

Okay, first of all. People don't smell their cologne before using it, because why would they? I certainly don't. Second, if you spray it on correctly, you'll notice the smell. But then it'll be too late. God, you people are stupid.

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softbonez 0

Are you kidding? Hello. The first impression always counts.

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such_is_life_fml 0

How did you not notice that?! bahahahahahaha, I'm sorry : I'm not saying you should've sniffed it, but you certainly can smell it right before you put it on

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p00p0ster0us 0

There's this magic stuff called water. Sometimes you can find it in secret locations call washrooms. I've been told, though I've never seen it done, that if you put some of the magic water over your skin, debris and other substances adhering to it will be partially or entirely taken away. The addition of another substance, often called soap, can enhance this cleansing effect greatly. Futurists suggest that one day the use of these materials will be commonplace.

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RhymePrime 7

That's not magic sir, That's soap and water. That, and the ritual of topical cleansing, have been prevalent in society for a while.

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postermelt 0

I'm sure he/she was using something called SSAAARRCAASSMMM! OOOHHH!

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generalsmith2 0

yea double sarcasm einstein. he was being sarcastic too

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aupilot 0

YDI, simply because it is a cardinal rule to never wear perfume/cologne to a job interview. Frankly, you probably wouldn't have gotten the job had you worn the cologne, so it's a wash either way.

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