Miscellaneous: Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a... - FML

By tukker - 17/07/2009 23:14 - Canada

Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 11:46 - United States - Gaffney

Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML

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By sdk2010 - 06/03/2012 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I tried using hand sanitizer to mask the smell of my armpits at work. Not only did it intensify the stench, my boss thinks I have a drinking problem, because I vaguely smelled of alcohol. I was too embarrassed to explain. FML

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By FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise

Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML

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By so_this_is_me - 13/08/2015 17:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By ihatethisjob - 27/09/2013 08:18 - United States - Romulus

Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML

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By headache - 04/05/2019 14:00

Today, I have a new office-mate. I'm not particularly sensitive to odours but he wears so much cologne, I nearly throw up every time he walks in. Only 8 more hours till fresh air. FML

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TMI, dude

By Anonymous - 23/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Cranford

Today, my brother met my girlfriend for the first time. Instead of making a good first impression, the first thing he did was talk about how he just took a massive dump and didn't wipe very well, and that's why his hand smelled bad. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 22:03

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML

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shoshizzle 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:22

Alcohol has a strong smell. Unless you're scent-impaired, YDI.

bluepaintred 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:24

Uh. Simple solution. Wash it off.

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Arrowatch 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 22:49

If you had time to Get on the Net, Come Here, and Post it, you had time to take a quick shower. If your clothes were also scented, you toss them in the dryer with some laundry soap. Helluva uncomfortable, but it usually does the trick. And then you dump your cologne on your brothers head at a highly inappropriate time.

TALKSHIT 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 22:49

hahah thats hilarious

ohhhh_Ashley 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 23:35

hahahahaha people keep saying to go wash it off and stuff!! it was probably from earlier before he got on this site. did it occur to anyone that he needed to leave right then and there? so he wouldn't have time to wash it off. WOW everyone is a genius. also, just because it starts with Today, doesn't mean it happened today. they have to start and end correctly to be published.

melilikiki 0

Monday 20 July 2009 5:07

hey, genius, they're referring to the fact that he uses the present tense throughout; rather than saying "i went to my interview" he says "i have to go to my interview smelling like a drunk", which, in fact, he doesnt.

supercalifragi 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 3:30

YOUR NOT SUPOSED TO WEAR COLOGNE OR PERFUME TO AN INTERVIEW ANYWAY!!!! but sorry, that sucks!

ditzykayla 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:06

lol...well even though your life sucks....by the wording of this fml is sounds as if you have yet to go to your interview...so good choice to get on the internet and write an fml about smelling like a drunk....instead of oh i dont' know....trying to wash it off....haha.

DrSamBeckett 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 19:39

Hey, I think I interviewed you!

brickhouse95 0

Friday 1 January 2010 5:08

i would hire you

_krystallynn_ 11

Tuesday 13 November 2012 22:58

lol. you look like your my age haha. your not hiring anyoneXD

vtsocks 2

Wednesday 3 February 2010 19:39

awesome prank

CRlovers123 0

Monday 5 July 2010 1:55

lmfaooo classic. very classy.

G_thelegend 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:35

LOL #7 win. OP, solution: change your clothes and take a shower

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