By Mikey832 - 09/08/2010 13:24 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
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zelly05 0

vibrator - 1 you - 0 lol

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CitrusGirl 0

quit whining OP. Maybe your girlfriend has better things to do than you

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kmanandh 0

that's alright as long ad the bitch is still suckin at the end of the day jkjkjk

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NoelLikesBirds 0

Agreed with 43, this is not an FML.

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dynky 3

have fun playing with the vibrator together... and she won't be wearing the crocs when you're in bed. win-win.

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saintalia 0

So her buying a vibe is a threat to your masculinity or something? Sorry about your tiny dick, bro. YDI. If you just relax and stop buying into the bullshit about how she should be creaming herself at the mere sight of your manly rod, you could try using the vibe on her and have a satisfied girlfriend and a better sex life. Amazing how vibes aren't solo-only toys, huh?

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reddwarf_fml 0

lmao. u made my day!!!!!!

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