By Mikey832 - 09/08/2010 13:24 - United Kingdom

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Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
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zelly05 0

vibrator - 1 you - 0 lol

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CitrusGirl 0

quit whining OP. Maybe your girlfriend has better things to do than you

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lifegrdlover 0

i love how people think the girl is lame...i'm pretty sure her buying a vibrator means ur not cutting it ;) ydi

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#91 Agreed. Sounds like something ISN'T happening in the bedroom...

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Cinn_fml 22

Or she's an experimental kind of girl...

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nerdsgetmehot 22

That's true, Cinn, she could be...OP may be in for some fun and doesn't have a clue!

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polopony 0

Agreed. These people have no imagination. Crocs and a vibrator have way more kinky potential

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MrM420 0

agreed. although I'm not sure crocs have kinky potential.

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iceicebaby24 0

who says the vibrator is for herself ? Vibrator+OP+OP's gurrl = happiness . Then it would be the ******* OF ur life , instead of FML . hahaha .: )

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Crystal_Dreams 0

Tehehehe, this was a funny one. It's not really 'FYL', but, it's still pretty funny. :) I bet you're a lot younger than your brother, so maybe your girlfriend isn't comfortable in high shoes yet, though, crocs are absolutely HIDEOUS. Just show her what you can do with your own joy stick! ;)

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Team_Los 0

Wait what's the fml the vibrator or the crocs?

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riverrat82 0

try Extenze. obviously ur tounge is bigger than ur dick, so jus toungue punch her in the fart box.

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DVARD 0

YDI for being bad in bed that she needs one...

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for fornicating. YDI for not properly getting her off when you fornicate. YDI for not realizing you can use the vibrator WITH her when you fornicate. YDI for having a brother who fornicates. YDI for having a brother period. YDI for caring what your brother's girlfriend bought. FYL for dating someone who would wear Crocs. :(

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Crystal_Dreams 0

Haha Trollz4daLULZ, I've read all of your long lists of 'YDI''s, funny guy. :D

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dealwithit84 0

let her use her toys and find a new girl

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