Love: Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom...

By Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

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By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 3 083

By Kelly - 02/08/2012 08:11 - United States - Manteca

Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML

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You deserved it 3 189

Casanova

By you guys suck! - 27/12/2021 11:03

Today, I realized how absolutely shitty my family is when my brother brought home his third girlfriend this week. They all smiled in her face, knowing full well my brother is a cheating asshole. Not to mention, she’s pregnant with his kid. I wasn’t allowed to date til I moved out. FML

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You deserved it 134

Corruption

By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

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You deserved it 94

By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 218

You deserved it 3 252

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 562

You deserved it 2 880

By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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You deserved it 4 680

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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You deserved it 225

By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 072

You deserved it 135

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 844

You deserved it 2 989

Avenging_Angel 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 15:20

Ouch. I hate when parents use their other kids for examples. "why can't you get straight A's like your brother??" "Your brother never disobeyed me like this..." Yeah, shut the **** up, Mom

Ketchup_Castle 30

Friday 26 August 2011 21:18

That sucks that you were burned by your own mother.

Comments

erick1105692 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:20

YDI Cause ur face!

allanCapaldi 5

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:36

hahahaha this made me laugh so hard

kaeebaee123 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 7:44

awwhh that's sad lol no worries theirs someone for everyone

jillianhoban 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:59

if anyone has realized, these FML's are getting pretty shitty, the was one exactly like this.. except the other way around. " my sisters boyfriends broke up..."