Kids: Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping...

By FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise

Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML

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Same thing different taste

By anonymous - 09/06/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML

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OK sweaty, time for a bath

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 02:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML

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Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By smellyhouse - 27/11/2011 10:19 - Canada

Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML

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Hot and heavy

By k…… - 10/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML

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Slob off

By Anonymous - 16/05/2023 12:00

Today, my mother guilted me into going with her to have lunch with my eldest brother. He showed up having obviously not showered, with filthy clothes, and the stench of rotten teeth on his breath. She criticises me for every little thing, but makes excuses for him being a jobless slob for 20 years. FML

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By :/ - 04/03/2014 13:37

Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML

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ctosc 21

Saturday 21 May 2016 22:48

lure him into the yard and spray him with a hose

feven 32

Saturday 21 May 2016 22:53

Tell your parents. It's simple but it'll probably work out.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

Sunday 22 May 2016 1:32

Dump liquid soap on him when he sleeps. He'll get so itchy he'll have to shower. Or if the itch doesn't bother him, now you have a good reactive agent for the hose you'll spray him with.

Soverain 15

Sunday 22 May 2016 1:35

I don't understand these kinds of people. Why is it so hard to just take a ******* bath. My roommate was like this and he always smelled awful.

farmgirl98 14

Sunday 22 May 2016 2:01

Alabamer

Maximus960 2

Sunday 22 May 2016 2:48

I had a roommate like this ... in Alabama ... might be the same guy ... lmao

PrinceMO 7

Sunday 22 May 2016 3:06

2 weeks... Why?

tymarie2012 31

Sunday 22 May 2016 3:24

my brother only showers once a week unless he leaves to go hang out with friends and in the mean time he starts to smell absolutely awful. I've tried talking to my mom about it but she claims to not smell him.