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By FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise

Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
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ctosc 21

lure him into the yard and spray him with a hose

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feven 32

Tell your parents. It's simple but it'll probably work out.

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sk8erd 15

Is he not worried that he won't attract girls? lol.

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Cagey 6

I guess he doesn't like girls yet.

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TigranPet 24

The logic of "he who smelt it, dealt it" doesn't quite apply to every situation.

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zaidthunder1 27

Ice Bucket his ass when he is sleeping.

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Blestud 10

And here i am taking 2 showers a day on summer, how can he sleep at night with the smell of his armpits?

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Unenunciable 14

I think someone's been watching too much Dance of the Manwhore...

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chosha_fml 26

Does he watch Game of Thrones? Start calling him Reek.

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ericanicole1 12

Invite over a girl he thinks is cute and tell her to tell him he stinks. He'll be in the shower by mid sentence

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