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By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 17:07 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, my brother started ranting about how fluoridated water is a conspiracy to "turn people gay". I said the government must be doing a shit job of it, since he's been drinking the stuff longer than I've been alive and is still married to a woman. He punched me so hard, my vision blacked out. FML
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Tripartita 44

"WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?! Did you look through my internet history? Bro… you alright?"

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Welshite 39

You might want to imitate him and wear a tinfoil hat for good measure. You never know when the government can be listening in. They're coming for you, OP.

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Sebof2001 7

Lack of control on his part! I'm sure it was a joking punch

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yuneshinfanboy 14

In his defence fluoridated water has been proven to affect growth rate hormones and G-Proteins not exactly turning people gay but can have some affect on sexuality when drunk in large doses

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DoomedGemini 37

Did you choose the wrong word..? I have a hard time believing drinking something will somehow make someone start being attracted to a gender they weren't before.

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Dale_shackleford 13

Fluoride is probably the least dangerous thing that 25 has ingested today. For real though, were you sober and lucid while you typed that?

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Xamry14 10

Maybe he meant it makes you want/not want sex as much. He didn't say it changes your orientations, actually he said it didn't. He just said it affects your sexuality. Not saying he is correct though. I have no idea.

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Danne696 14

#29 Then again, many people that have been "experimenting" did so after drinking something.

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DoomedGemini 37

That's what I thought he might mean but libido would be a better word still..

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yuneshinfanboy 14

Wow what's up with the dislikes just throwing facts out

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yuneshinfanboy 14

Alright time to cite sources feast your eyes fellow fmlers (1985,87)-Bigay was the person who found out flouride affected G-proteins strunecka and patocka 1999-2003 found out it affects hormone growth and in their books/notes they mentioned how it could affect sexuality since our hormones are closely linked to our sexuality I didn't say it was conclusive but having talking to multiple professors they said it could definitely be a possibility

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Vanderdale 14

'Affects hormone growth and maybe, possibly could be linked to hormones affecting sexuality' is a pretty far step from 'can affect sexuality'. There's no conclusive evidence, it's a supposition, which is not what your original post implies. Also there's a LOT of different hormones, most of them having nothing to do with sexuality. So yeah, without further study I'm not buying it.

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OrganicSistah 17

What a shitty reason to punch someone out though.

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TheKingOfHearts 19

Maybe he'll publish his own FML when you sock him back.

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GhostFox 33

Some people are just ******* weird when it comes to having their delusions shot down as being flawed. But I suppose that is why they are called delusions.

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gunnerysgt 15

My favorite conspiracy is "the government is putting brain altering chemicals in tinfoil"... Watch out tin foil hatters, they know how to get you

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withered 30

Ah nothing better than people resorting to violence when they get served. Or perhaps he is gay and is frustrated and that is why he punched you?

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