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By Amithatevil - 29/08/2014 12:35 - Japan - Kawasaki

Today, my brother told my 3 year-old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

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By thedancingtit - 07/06/2016 05:11 - United States - Eagle River

Today, I let my brother babysit my 6-year-old daughter. She learned 2 new words from him. One of them was "Hail" and the other one was "Satan". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By blueheron93 - 13/11/2010 14:25 - Germany

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

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By DEDMan - 28/10/2018 17:30

Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By WickedRene - 02/08/2014 01:57 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML

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By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

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Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name

By Emily - 17/09/2019 08:00

Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2014 21:41 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 6-year-old brother showed me the "books" he's been writing for the past week. My parents, who are first-generation immigrants, want him to take the books to school to show everyone. My only problem with this? The main character's name is "Wanker". FML

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By Lady Douche of Asscrackington - 10/10/2013 20:00 - United States - Watertown

Today, during a family dinner, my 5-year-old son excitedly told everyone that I let him use my "douche" last week. My parents glared at me in anger and horror, and only after they left did I find out that his brother had told him that's what my loofah is called. FML

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DestinyNiya 33

Friday 29 August 2014 19:24

Hey, Satan! :D Good to know you exist!

brookenicolee29 27

Friday 29 August 2014 19:24

That's when you call him Satan's Spawn

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evilamoebaattack 20

Friday 29 August 2014 20:56

can you introduce me to your brother?

lynds71 12

Friday 29 August 2014 21:27

This really did make me laugh out loud! :)

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Friday 29 August 2014 21:39

I'm home from school, Satan!!!!!

DanielleD93 16

Friday 29 August 2014 21:56

If he keeps calling you satan, ignore him until he calls you mom/dad, it worked for my friend, but he wasn't calling her satan lol

siggy_mcsigx 22

Friday 29 August 2014 22:08

Dress up as Mr Satan from DBZ :D

annarcheer 19

Friday 29 August 2014 22:12

nah that's my dad

jazzybelle98 4

Friday 29 August 2014 22:48

Lol i think its kind of funny though. I wouldn't even be mad, maybe correct the kid though

jayelite 6

Friday 29 August 2014 22:56

Lmfao !!!

4everbymyself 12

Saturday 30 August 2014 0:44

Well you are either Mr. Satan from dragon ball or Akuma from Street fighter, its still kinda of a win-win situation

cvirginia222 12

Saturday 30 August 2014 1:26

That's actually pretty damn funny

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Today, I tried doing a hair dye at home for the first time. I misread the instructions and left the dye on for twice the recommended time. Now my hair is the color of a traffic cone and brittle enough to break if I sneeze. FML

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Same thing different taste

Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name

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