Miscellaneous: Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's...

By lala7 - 20/08/2011 23:02 - United States

Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot, while whispering, "Jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML

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By muffins69 - 18/09/2010 02:34 - United States

Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML

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Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 21:36 - Sweden - Falun

Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML

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Sunday 21 August 2011 9:19

If the dog is wearing a parachute, then it could be magical. A dog gliding off a cliff slowly without a care in the world.

Jacobt24 19

Sunday 21 August 2011 9:19

I suggest watching your dog very carefully from now on

Comments

ZOMBIE_oo7 0

Monday 22 August 2011 0:42

Pull on the dogs back foot and tell it "chase mom"..

Jordyn345 4

Monday 22 August 2011 4:52

Your mom is horrible!!!

girlylaxfool 3

Monday 22 August 2011 5:09

****** bitch

EnterNameHere001 5

Monday 22 August 2011 8:18

It was OPs brother shit for brains.

RJM_isaBeast 0

Monday 22 August 2011 8:28

WTF is wrong with you??

JokeMeister 0

Monday 22 August 2011 16:46

moms is dumb. dog don't understand English . pretty sure it doesn't know what a cliff is.

loserman67 35

Monday 22 August 2011 19:45

I think your brother was tugging on sometihng other than your dog's foot. I mean hey, why my wife tugs on my "Ahem...foot" I do everything she says....for awhile