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By an idiot - 16/02/2013 18:03 - Australia

Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 14:00

Today, my son is such an idiot that he forgot he invited both his girlfriends to my brother's funeral. They started a punch-up over him and everyone ended up joining in since we're a very argumentative family. People got arrested and in the end both girls agreed to share my son, who was unconscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 18:23

Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML

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By RIP - 07/10/2012 18:34 - Finland - Espoo

Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's funeral. It turns out my two brothers care more about having a pissing match over their favorite football teams than they do honoring our mother's memory. FML

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By are you kidding me? - 10/03/2014 08:22 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail because he started a fight with a guy who didn't like owls. FML

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Diversion tactics

By Anonymous - 19/10/2021 08:00

Today, upon getting the paperwork for my Court Diversion, I found out I had to write an apology letter to my brother. The brother who sent me to jail for trying to get him to stop abusing his girlfriend, and holding him instead of fighting when he charged at me. FML

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By anonymous - 11/11/2010 14:27 - United States

Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML

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By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

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By A.C.A.B. - 04/08/2022 22:00

Today, I'm right now comforting my 21-year-old brother, after we'd called the cops because a mugger stabbed one of my brother's friends while the three of us were on the street. Kudos to the police, who left us waiting in the line for more than 50 minutes, letting an innocent die, and allowing a scumbag to escape. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2017 13:00

Today, my seemingly innocent younger brother showed our family a video of what he was doing last night when he skipped New Student Orientation. He's been in college all of 48 hours and he's already joined a fight club. FML

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By loserman - 29/04/2014 22:40 - United States - Frisco

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML

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laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 17 February 2013 3:43

I wouldn't even bother with his bail. I'd go for a visit, but I wouldn't bail my own brother out of jail for something especially like that.

untouchable763 10

Sunday 17 February 2013 3:44

Wedding Crashing has become more extreme these days eh.

Comments

Orion1434 5

Sunday 17 February 2013 6:06

I don't know if this is really an FML. If you're saying its because you has to bail him out the YDI because it was your choice. If its because of what he did then that doesn't involve you.

perdix 29

Sunday 17 February 2013 6:08

He wins. Pathetic and ghoulish.

ironichalibut 24

Sunday 17 February 2013 6:21

Something like this happened to me once. At least your parents didn't take your twin brother out for drinks on your 18th birthday without you, because they said you were "too young"

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 17 February 2013 11:14

How is that FML even relevant to this one?

wvcheesehead1 9

Sunday 17 February 2013 7:08

What a douche canoe.

Eivana 37

Sunday 17 February 2013 7:34

Do not. EVER. Get him out of jail. Someone will absolutely knock the **** out of him or even murder him for doing something so disgustingly disrespectful. And I approve. That ******* idiot deserves to be alone forever if that is how he feels he has to get attention. You are helping him by bailing his sorry ass out of jail. YDI.

chuckcloninger 12

Sunday 17 February 2013 7:37

You.

twinkie193 6

Sunday 17 February 2013 8:16

Your brother is the ******* man

artinwords 14

Sunday 17 February 2013 8:24

Wedding crashers in reverse? Lol

lovealwayssam 14

Sunday 17 February 2013 8:43

As horrible as it is, i would still bail my brother out of jail. It is better than him sitting in a jail cell. At least if he was with me i would know he was safe. Your brother is still your brother, no matter what. He would owe me big time though.