By an idiot - 16/02/2013 18:03 - Australia

Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML
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laden_swallow09 34

I wouldn't even bother with his bail. I'd go for a visit, but I wouldn't bail my own brother out of jail for something especially like that.

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untouchable763 10

Wedding Crashing has become more extreme these days eh.

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Kiki242 19

Your brother is a super mega douche bag. Crashing funerals to take advantage of distressed people.smh

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Zomg_Okay 26

I voted YDI purely because you bailed him out.

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robbie12321 9

i wouldnt bail his sorry ass outta jail. leave him there next time. its pathetic for him to do that

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kingsian 15

I feel like regardless of what he did you're still his sister. Yeah what he did is stupid, dumb and immature but that's your brother and family is family. Just my two cents.

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kingsian 15

#33-Oh shit my bad lol well I hope people still get my point I was trying to make. Lol

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Geary519 20

he needs a lesson from will farrell on funeral crashing

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strangeite 4

Don't worry, he's definitely more pathetic

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Arse is not a slang or milder form of ass. It is the way that people, generally from England, Ireland, Scotland, Australia, and New Zealand, pronounce and spell ass.

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melons 44

Don't forget Wales and Northern Ireland.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

76 - I wasn't really sure exactly which countries or regions use the word arse rather than ass. So thank you for adding those 2 to the list and in turn teaching me something new :)

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FriendzyStar01 4

If that were my brother, **** standing around. Kick his ass out of the funeral for crashing into a death memorial just so he can get some girl. what was he thinking? "oh im gonna get a hot babe at this funeral" no one will be interested even if he has the looks. **** bailing him, i would post on facebook about him doing it and now in jail and visit him laughing at him. People these days, jeez

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artinwords 14

Youd be surprised... almost everyone i know ends up hooking up with whatever guy or girl comforts them at a funeral ( minus family of course ) to "distract them"

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