By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML
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flagg1888 3

Stop inviting eggs over and they will not get acquainted

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Jacobt24 19

Make an omelette. They are already scrambled. Whoever threw them already did half the work.

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ibreezy 0

The people who threw it thought it would be an eggcellent joke.

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Amanjot13 0

Why are there two #15 s

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castrosabeast 7

Damn teenage hooligans! ...... Oh wait.....

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Amanjot13 0

That is so eggstreme....not

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th3hardrocker 12

Use it as a stink bomb, no one would blame you.

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NoNotTheFace 8

Technically your car got acquainted with 3 dozen chicks. And you're jealous.

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kelsey_katie 17

Lol! That's true!

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bfsd42 20

No. Eggs are just eggs. No chicks inside.

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TheBeastiest 6

Ignorance is bliss. And some people just spend their time doing useless things with useful resources. Like people who troll the internet. They're the ones that make the rest of the group look bad. Back on topic, at least they didn't throw some ham in.

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ikickgingers 15

Yes, because we all shit rainbows... They are magically delicious!! It's like life, some people are asses... Such as me. Stop worrying about other people and how they perceive the "group". Effing lemmings *points* the cliff is that way. Please, don't forget to tip your hostess.

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booiloveeyou 0

aww im sorry...good luck getting the smell out :/

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