Transportation: Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML

By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML

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You deserved it 3 360

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By Noname - 18/01/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Frederick

Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML

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To make an omelette

By EggyBum - 26/01/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, I was putting groceries into my car, and I put the eggs on the driver's seat while I arranged my other bags. I was frustrated because the dome light was acting up, which drives me crazy. Once I got everything in, I crankily plopped into the car. I had never moved the eggs off my seat. FML

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By Eggs - 15/11/2013 05:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I fell down in the street when a speeding car chucked a hard-boiled egg at my butt. While I waited for the feeling in my legs to return, they came back and threw more. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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By eggs - 28/02/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML

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No yolk

By eggonmiface - 01/07/2018 15:00

Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML

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By Laura - 11/03/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 15:06 - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

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You deserved it 6 182

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By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

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flagg1888 3

Friday 7 October 2011 8:56

Stop inviting eggs over and they will not get acquainted

Jacobt24 19

Friday 7 October 2011 8:56

Make an omelette. They are already scrambled. Whoever threw them already did half the work.

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genitalwartz69 0

Friday 7 October 2011 16:17

Ahhh.... Teenagers... Love them!!

hateevryone 14

Friday 7 October 2011 18:10

soo......stupid kids are celebrating halloween early huh?

texas_redneck88 10

Friday 7 October 2011 19:22

At least they didn't use silicone. But still, FYL

TheSuperSpicer 6

Friday 7 October 2011 21:26

At least your car has friends now.

WolfGirlRin 12

Friday 7 October 2011 22:44

Did they atleast buy your car dinner first?

zachpowers 0

Friday 7 October 2011 23:36

Egging is so much fun. Sux for u brah

ElectricChrome7 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 0:45

Look at the SUNNY SIDE of things. They only got your car not your house.

xxXChiiXxx 2

Saturday 8 October 2011 1:59

Gaston is disappointed. He would've thrown 5 dozen eggs.

justbigbs 6

Saturday 8 October 2011 2:48

I see some people are still wealthy enough to spare some eggs in this economy. Put a sign up on your car, "don't forget the gold leafs"

tmth92 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 11:34

Do you happen to live in Riverside? And your name starts with a P?

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