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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:58 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML

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By ScrewedForCheapBag - 14/03/2013 08:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By jsyn - 09/11/2013 23:27 - United States - East Hampton

Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 21:54 - United States

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

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By Idontknowwhattodo - 27/08/2013 10:17 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, my daughter managed to crash my car. It's okay though, the insurance will cover it. However, it won't cover all the items she damaged crashing into a garage sale. FML

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By Lou - 08/05/2024 20:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, someone broke into the underground parking garage. They ignored the Mercedes, the old and new BMWs and the Porsche, and smashed the window of my Fiat 500. They stole a 5€ note. Repair costs: 400€. FML

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By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

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By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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TheBrochure 22

Friday 28 December 2012 12:05

Their fans are rather dedicated...

LSS_fml 18

Friday 28 December 2012 12:08

You spelt "****** in the head" wrong

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konstantinos616 17

Monday 31 December 2012 6:34

Frickin 1D... Lesson learned, stick with rock, people! m/

Angelcakes310 3

Monday 31 December 2012 9:22

Ah, the things us crazy Directioners will do for the boys;) sorry bro

sunkissedluster 20

Monday 7 January 2013 11:32

screw u!! one direction is BEAST, stupid haters :)

xoxoCherryBamm 10

Monday 31 December 2012 17:12

I just think it's comical how everyone is commenting about how One Direction sucks, when really we should be saying how bad this person's life sucks for having to pay $1000 to fix their car. Everyone likes different music, and that's their opinion. Saying they "suck" or they are "untalentless" isn't going to make you more famous then they are.

Vidimus 13

Monday 31 December 2012 21:01

Those thieving eleven-year-olds are, uh, dedicated I guess.

Panicswitch 6

Wednesday 2 January 2013 4:22

I love how most people are on here bashing 1D and their fans yet they complain about how they've gotten insulted or threatened by Directioners. Double standard much? We have to Take shit from everybody but as soon as we fight back we're automatically 'crazy' or 'out of control' And believe me there are some crazy ***** in this fandom but most of us are very civil and don't try to shove are love for them done everybody's throats.

Panicswitch 6

Wednesday 2 January 2013 4:26

Down* autocorrect's a bitch

ajh557 22

Wednesday 2 January 2013 7:53

They stole it to destroy it

martinixc 4

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:00

You deserve that shit for having a one direction poster in your car.

itsbatwoman 5

Saturday 19 January 2013 19:50

Probably stolen by a teenage girl who's completely obsessed with One Direction..

mystery_of_me 1

Monday 25 February 2013 5:48

Wow that is just really sad.

TecheyTim 14

Sunday 17 March 2013 8:19

What freaking car do you drive, that cost a grand to fix a freakin' window???

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