Money: Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's...

By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:58 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 026

You deserved it 4 123

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Loot

By ScrewedForCheapBag - 14/03/2013 08:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 497

You deserved it 2 626

GTA

By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 634

You deserved it 5 316

Oddly specific thief

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 675

You deserved it 149

By jsyn - 09/11/2013 23:27 - United States - East Hampton

Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 088

You deserved it 11 975

By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 21:54 - United States

Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 458

You deserved it 3 490

By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 125

You deserved it 3 234

By Idontknowwhattodo - 27/08/2013 10:17 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, my daughter managed to crash my car. It's okay though, the insurance will cover it. However, it won't cover all the items she damaged crashing into a garage sale. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 017

You deserved it 3 498

We gave already

By Lou - 08/05/2024 20:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, someone broke into the underground parking garage. They ignored the Mercedes, the old and new BMWs and the Porsche, and smashed the window of my Fiat 500. They stole a 5€ note. Repair costs: 400€. FML

I agree, your life sucks 526

You deserved it 105

By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 647

You deserved it 2 352

By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 771

You deserved it 3 648

TheBrochure 22

Friday 28 December 2012 12:05

Their fans are rather dedicated...

LSS_fml 18

Friday 28 December 2012 12:08

You spelt "****** in the head" wrong

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Schiffy 18

Friday 28 December 2012 16:46

That's one dedicated thief....

mazzera_fml 7

Friday 28 December 2012 17:14

I hate one direction fans. I need to cool the whole room but the ******* thing only points one way.

nancem 7

Friday 28 December 2012 17:15

I think you added an extra 1 to the price of the poster

pattayarick 8

Friday 28 December 2012 17:33

You could have done a FML on the fact that your daughter likes a shitty boy band

SuicideSilence45 6

Friday 28 December 2012 17:35

OMG! I'm a directioner! If my poster was stolen id flip! I feel bad for you both.

vbmg152 18

Friday 28 December 2012 17:52

I so badly wanted to say you deserve it for have that poster in the first place but, I've had my car broken into & I just couldn't do it!

Directioner310 3

Friday 28 December 2012 18:18

You Gotta love directioners

Mech1989 13

Friday 28 December 2012 18:23

Criminals just keep getting dumber and younger! What is the world coming to?

skyeyez9 24

Friday 28 December 2012 18:39

That One Direction band looks like they go both ways with their girly skinny jeans which do not look sexy on a guy.

trippplenegative 8

Friday 28 December 2012 19:25

One direction strikes AGAIN!

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Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML

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You deserved it 6 979

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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You deserved it 83

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You deserved it 24 992

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I agree, your life sucks 33 740

You deserved it 3 274

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I agree, your life sucks 7 208

You deserved it 657

Today, I got way too bored and stoned, so I created a Tinder profile named "Covid" with a picture of the Coronavirus and a funny description. I'd never had so many matches. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 235

You deserved it 803

Today, I spent five hours in the back seat of a car with two dogs. Both had been sprayed by a skunk earlier in the day. One had a gas problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 726

You deserved it 212

Same thing different taste

Loot

GTA

Oddly specific thief

We gave already

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