By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:58 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
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LimonxD 1

If her daughter is such a fan I doubt the poster would be in the car. I'd more likely be hanging on her bedroom wall.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

How do you not realise that she probably just bought the poster and was taking it home? You can't honestly believe she'd put it up in her parent's car and not her bedroom, right?

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drayloon 50

I agree, FYL, solely because your daughter is a fan of One Direction

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Twisted_Angel 17

$1,000 to replace a window? OP, I think you better shop around. that seems a bit extreme. That really sucks though. 1D is no good...

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PhishloverA 14

I hope your car wasn't broken into just for that poster. If it was then the thieves are on meth

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makitokito 14

to those who say they arent gay answer me this, why the hell are they grabbing each others crotches in a lot of their pictures?

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SashaPierterse 8

Because guy best friends do that all the time. P.S. four of them have girlfriends, one a dancer for Jessie J Olly Murs and X Factor, one a model, and 2 famous singers. The last is practically dating Demi Lovato.

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makitokito 14

girlfriends dont mean shit girlie. I have plenty of guy friends and sure they do a whole bunh of retarded things but to be famous and in every picture of them be grabbing he others crotch.. yea no... and i heard on is dating taylor swift never heard demo, true fan huh?

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YourAddictionx 9

They're not grabbing each others crotches or groping each other in EVERY picture.. & yea, actually one of them do or did have a thing with Demi. Just because YOU havent heard of it doesnt mean its not true.. So yea, i'd say she could be a true fan..

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shanhigh 2

You do understand you're being disrespectful to actual people who are gay right? Because 1D actually aren't, and you're going around saying they're gay as if it's true, and as if it's a bad thing to be gay.

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jesustitts 20

My fiancé and his best friend NEVER grab each other's dicks. I don't know ANY straight guy best friends who grab each other's dicks.

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Zacham 5

what the he'll did they break on it!?

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Riliana_fml 7

Okay look, I am here to say that there are Directioners like this, but not that many. In any fandom, there will be obsessive fans. But most One Direction fans are normal, sane people, and unfortunately, the psychos get all the attention, and the rest of us get grouped in with them. I am a Directioner, and I would never break in a car, get in a fight, or try to kidnap them. And do not tell me I have a bad taste in music, because I listen to everything. Except rap or Nicki Minaj or Disney. And OP. FYL! 1,000$ seems really excessive to replace that window, so look in other places. And why the hell did you pay 11$ for a poster? I can get 3 for 5$ most of the time.

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jesustitts 20

Could have to do with make and model of the car. I used to have an old LTD from the 90's, maybe earlier. Well my brother and his now deceased (R.I.P) best friend shot out every single one of my windows. The two windshields, the two windows and even the tiny windows you could crack open a little. The windshield would have been $3,000. Just for one of them. OP's lucky they didn't have my car!

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Kayla_Zee_Ninja 8

Damn twelve year olds! Find them, gut them with a hook, then make a necklace from the gutted insides and hang it up as a reminder of what that little bastard did.

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shanhigh 2

Wow. This just shows how mature you are. Talking about 12 year olds like this? You're just as bad as the crazy fans.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

One Direction: Everything you hated about Justin Bieber and his fandom, but five times worse.

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