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By naps aren't what they used to be - 27/04/2013 22:05 - United States

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML

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By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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By stolenbike - 14/06/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 17:20 - United States - Tacoma

Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML

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ashesanddust 8

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:07

It was probably done on purpose to teach you a lesson for napping on the job

waffule365 16

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:07

You should be doing your job better.

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Elfses 10

Sunday 28 April 2013 5:54

Dude that sucks! I hope you get it back! :(

firechicky 12

Sunday 28 April 2013 6:04

If you want to earn money sleeping just get a job in a slow ems system.

TogeBara 12

Sunday 28 April 2013 7:15

The irony is strong with this one.

DrSo 15

Monday 29 April 2013 4:51

*takes a shot*

goryChromatics 7

Sunday 28 April 2013 7:59

aha

dancingprancer 6

Sunday 28 April 2013 8:30

Well if you can't stop someone from stealing a car....are any of us safe!? FACK

beclaurela 18

Sunday 28 April 2013 8:46

Well apparently you aren't very good at your job.

Ceejay1 13

Sunday 28 April 2013 8:55

That is what happens when you sleep on the job.

DippinGrizzly907 27

Sunday 28 April 2013 9:01

Crawl? Damn, we'd be lucky to be alive after this one. I'm already through bottle 2 *hiccup*

ironichalibut 24

Sunday 28 April 2013 9:36

Shots! Shots! Shots shotsshotsshots! ERY'BODYYY!!!

truesarrif 33

Sunday 28 April 2013 9:44

on the bright side OP. you don't really need the car now they you undoubtedly have no job to go to.

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