Animals: Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left...

By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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By lex31 - 14/02/2012 13:24 - United States

Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML

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By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By Hunter cat - 02/11/2018 13:30

Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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Sunday 8 August 2010 23:31

A farewell gift? Sad that you almost seem more concerned about the decapitated rabbit gift than your cat dying =(

xFalzz 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 23:35

Cats do that to show their loyalty. So, he was actually giving you one last thanks for caring for him.

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HarderMyDarling 0

Monday 9 August 2010 2:46

Cats suck. So, YDI.

Poepiepiesie 3

Monday 9 August 2010 3:14

And another one bites the dust! Gl finding a new cat.

ThugNastys 0

Monday 9 August 2010 3:37

awh, poor cat ): but dosent that mean they love you when they bring you dead things? lol.

Sabbalabba1992 3

Monday 9 August 2010 3:55

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! that was nice of it. But seriously, sorry for your loss.

rykafron 0

Monday 9 August 2010 4:03

foreshadowing...

LillianIsMyBaby 0

Monday 9 August 2010 4:06

That rabbit probably had rabies.

omgtacos 0

Monday 9 August 2010 4:28

maybe she killed the cat because it brought in the rabbit

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Monday 9 August 2010 4:32

my cat eats LIVE rabbits it disgusting to watch (and sad) :(....

toastman67 0

Monday 9 August 2010 4:34

Your cat, is HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!! R.I.P hadrcore cat!

fyllmao 0

Monday 9 August 2010 4:53

it was leaving a legacy

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