Animals: Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the...

By catlover - 20/05/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the vet. $150 later and the vet says she's fine. I get home and the noise starts up again. My automatic air freshener spray sounds just like my cat sneezing. FML

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By Not Helping - 06/07/2022 02:59 - United States - Steele

Today, I've had a cold that just won't go away for the past few days. After staying painfully awake for most of the day, I eventually fell asleep in the afternoon. When I woke up, I found my hungry cat sitting on my chest. She then sneezed in my face and walked out of the room. FML

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By can't breathe - 22/11/2010 11:33 - Australia

Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML

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By ciotter - 08/01/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2016 00:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I gave my cat a little kiss on the head. Just as I was about to tell him I love him, he sneezed directly into my face. It's been two hours and I still can't get the taste of cat snot out of my mouth. I probably need to get a life. FML

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By juliasaman - 03/10/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use my cat's old inhaler. My mom values my cat's ability to breathe more then my own. FML

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By coleslaw - 03/02/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

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By MistofAvalon - 24/04/2020 14:00

Today, my cat woke me up announcing he was hungry by standing on my bedside table. This placed him both next to and above my head. Did he do this by meowing? Nope. Did he do it by tapping me with his little paw? Not that either. He sneezed all over my face. FML

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By WhoNose - 06/11/2016 23:52

Today, the smoke detector in my bedroom malfunctioned and started going off while my cat was asleep on my shoulder. He panicked and deeply lacerated my nose with his claw as he ran off. Blood got everywhere, and to add insult to injury the unit has no removable battery and wouldn't turn off. FML

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:37

Why would you take your cat to the vet for sneezing? Especially for only a morning. Kittys get colds too.

turnedoffTVgrey 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:19

You can't ever get out of the vet without spending at LEAST $100. Even when there's nothing wrong. Sorry that sucks.

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purple_sarah 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 5:22

I'm sorry you lost that money but I'm genuinely moved you were so caring and concerned about your cat. I've heard horror stories about people neglecting their pets and not taking them to the vets even when they're in agony because the cost of the vets bills is more than the original cost of the animal, like it's a broken stereo or something.

krazidrea 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 8:52

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOW!!! ur a Special :)

Mickey2315 0

Monday 25 May 2009 18:50

That sounds just like my mother, who took her dying dog to an insanely expensive vet 75 miles away so they could charge her $550 and say she should put it down. Because it's dying. Animals get sick!!!!! Take it to the vet if it is in serious trouble, but don't pay for the vet's pool.

katie_bby 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:55

LMFAO! that's hilarious. poor kitty.

LifeIsUnlegit 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 1:52

Hahaha I'd do something like that too. That's hilarious, FYL.

coldplaylive2003 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 6:55

SWINE FLU

judomemo 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:46

this was sad and about one of the funniest things I have heard of

My2864 1

Sunday 16 May 2010 19:34

hahah id laughed in his face if he tries to charge me more then 20 bucks for saying "she's fine" mweh anti ******* flood

MaryPoppins88 14

Wednesday 30 March 2011 21:51

lol omg..

Cathaholic 9

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:42

That is why I always called the industrial ones in my dorm building "sneeze boxes". I also replaced the air freshener can with an air horn once. Either way, that sucks.