Animals: Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the...

By catlover - 20/05/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the vet. $150 later and the vet says she's fine. I get home and the noise starts up again. My automatic air freshener spray sounds just like my cat sneezing. FML

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By coleslaw - 03/02/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

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Today, the smoke detector in my bedroom malfunctioned and started going off while my cat was asleep on my shoulder. He panicked and deeply lacerated my nose with his claw as he ran off. Blood got everywhere, and to add insult to injury the unit has no removable battery and wouldn't turn off. FML

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Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:37

Why would you take your cat to the vet for sneezing? Especially for only a morning. Kittys get colds too.

turnedoffTVgrey 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 16:19

You can't ever get out of the vet without spending at LEAST $100. Even when there's nothing wrong. Sorry that sucks.

Comments

panda24 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 18:56

Well, congratulations on being an excellent pet owner ;-) Your kitty is lucky to have you!

lmmmr 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 18:57

You don't really think things through, do you?

19sage87 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 19:20

so you never saw your cat sneeze, as though that would be a big problem anyway? YDI.

silvermoonstar3 3

Wednesday 20 May 2009 19:30

They really do sound the same. At least you're a good owner!

iloveml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 19:44

congratulations for being a loving pet owner. you care enough to take your pet to the vet. for a sneeze.. that you didnt even see happening.. which ended up being an air freshener.. so let me rephrase that. congratulations on being dumb and throwing your money away. if you actually cared you would take a look at your pet and watch it sneeze before you decided to do someting about it

planetearth 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 19:48

Um you never even saw your cat doing the sneezing? You're an idiot.

foreverabearfan 3

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:24

Your doing harm to your cat by letting it breath in all those toxic fumes the air freshener is releasing. There, now send me $150 cause I just made it so your cat will live longer!!

SurpriseButtseks 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:32

Lol! Sucks you had to spend the money, but hey... at least your cat got a checkup and everyone on here got a laugh.

jackie27 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 21:24

haha this actually made me laugh

Sadie30 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 21:27

Awhh that's cute and funny- it's too bad it had a high cost with it though. At least you know your cat is healthy! Not a FML- just a very good owner to your kitty :)