Animals: Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML - FML

By ciotter - 08/01/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML

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By CatofSteel - 05/03/2017 22:00

Today, my cat cracked my phone screen by sneezing on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2016 00:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I gave my cat a little kiss on the head. Just as I was about to tell him I love him, he sneezed directly into my face. It's been two hours and I still can't get the taste of cat snot out of my mouth. I probably need to get a life. FML

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By Not Helping - 06/07/2022 02:59 - United States - Steele

Today, I've had a cold that just won't go away for the past few days. After staying painfully awake for most of the day, I eventually fell asleep in the afternoon. When I woke up, I found my hungry cat sitting on my chest. She then sneezed in my face and walked out of the room. FML

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Not now, honey

By rhya4n - 15/05/2012 19:27 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML

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By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML

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By Ahhwtf - 18/08/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

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By can't breathe - 22/11/2010 11:33 - Australia

Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:00

YDI for not wearing safety goggles around your cat?

CANNIBALx 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 16:02

I think you liked it.

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fearthereaper79 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 4:34

were you having surgery? cause I don't think your eye opens dumbass its your eyelid.

rawrimapenguin 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 4:45

shut upppppppppp. that was one of the most annoying comments ive ever read. who says "my open eyelid'? get over it.

lo1337a 1

Sunday 9 January 2011 5:26

Eyeballs shouldn't be open. Eyelids can.

k9obsessed 5

Sunday 9 January 2011 5:44

oh dear god, all of you PLEASE shut up about the eyeball vs eyelid crap. The point is the OP's eye was open when the cat sneezed into it, ok?

blink831forever 13

Sunday 9 January 2011 5:58

That's actually pretty impressive of your cat to be able to sneeze directly into your open eyeball. The odds of that happening is truly 1 in a million. I applaud your cat for its skill and perfect aim.

_IHeartMusic_ 4

Sunday 9 January 2011 6:00

I litrally LOL'd xD

butterflybella 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 6:16

:D that has SO happened to me lol

mexico1559 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 6:56

nicole

willielikesmonke 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 10:22

that's adorable! am I the only one who's never seen a cat sneeze? dog yes but when it comes to cats I'm mystified!

Jaykayfu 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 11:18

Lmao

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Monday 10 January 2011 11:49

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