By oh_lordy_me - 24/09/2015 17:53 - United States - Chicago

Today, my cat still loves me too much. He schedules his dumps for when I'm doing my makeup in the bathroom so he can stay with me. I either have to suffer the noxious odor or be late for work. This is a daily thing. FML
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oh_lordy_me 18

OP here! I would love to move his litter box but in a one bedroom apartment it's pretty useless, unless I want the smell in the bedroom or living room/kitchen! As for shutting the door, I probably should! Took me a little while to realize what he was doing, since this is a recent habit of his. The little turd (pun intended) used to chill with me as I was getting ready and him meowing outside of the door is annoying as hell. But, yeah, all in all, I vacate the premises for a few minutes, light a candle and all is good :)

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Top comments

lat187 18

I can't make brunch at 9, I have an 8:45 dump scheduled when Megan is doing her makeup.... I just really love her.

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FarFromHome_fml 17

What are you feeding him? It's not his fault...

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Comments

Red_Curls1995 28

If the poop is really that bad I'd actually suggest getting your cat checked out he could have some liver issues. One of ours has half a liver (and only half of that half works really) and his poop could knock someone out I swear. But really you should probably move that litter box.

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Emirac 10

They won't take him to the vet. He's obviously not their favorite pet.

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ohmissjane 24

Wouldn't it make sense to just move the litterbox? or close the door while you are getting ready?

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mikelangele 15

Em can't you just do your make up in a portable mirror and do it your bedroom.

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tracynicole1 16

Shut the bathroom door while you do your make up or put the litter box in another location.

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thelionheart 14

Why not just move his litter box outside?

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FusionPlacebo 26

Shut the door before he gets in. Hurry up and do your makeup. Let him inside.

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TheInferno15 7

Move the litter box

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