By oh_lordy_me - 24/09/2015 17:53 - United States - Chicago

Today, my cat still loves me too much. He schedules his dumps for when I'm doing my makeup in the bathroom so he can stay with me. I either have to suffer the noxious odor or be late for work. This is a daily thing. FML
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oh_lordy_me 18

OP here! I would love to move his litter box but in a one bedroom apartment it's pretty useless, unless I want the smell in the bedroom or living room/kitchen! As for shutting the door, I probably should! Took me a little while to realize what he was doing, since this is a recent habit of his. The little turd (pun intended) used to chill with me as I was getting ready and him meowing outside of the door is annoying as hell. But, yeah, all in all, I vacate the premises for a few minutes, light a candle and all is good :)

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Top comments

lat187 18

I can't make brunch at 9, I have an 8:45 dump scheduled when Megan is doing her makeup.... I just really love her.

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FarFromHome_fml 17

What are you feeding him? It's not his fault...

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Comments

PennyLane27 32

Mine does this, too, every morning, without fail. He also likes to jump up and lick things by my ear while I pee. And, for reasons best left to the imagination, his nickname is "voyeur kitty."

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Misswildsides 22

Maybe move the litter box out of the bathroom...?

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feeloona 18

Wow I guess you can't afford a bathroom door... So sorry for that.

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gracehi 31

Are you suuuuure it's that he loves you and not that he hates you so much he wants you to choke on his shit?

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mssileas 25

My dog would follow me to the toilet if I let her, thank god there's an invention called "the door"...?

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catmint 13

Move the litterbox? Close the door? Use a mirror somewhere else? Must be awful to have a pet that actually wants to spend time around you.

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TabooSushi 24

Hey, a pet who is overly attached to you REALLY actually sucks. I had a cat who could not spend five seconds away from me without yowling or following under my feet EVERYWHERE. Little ****** damn near killed me a few times.

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jvanevery 19

they can be trained not to do that but you do have to be strict and stern and mean when they are in the road you boot him out of the way

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