By oh_lordy_me - 24/09/2015 17:53 - United States - Chicago

Today, my cat still loves me too much. He schedules his dumps for when I'm doing my makeup in the bathroom so he can stay with me. I either have to suffer the noxious odor or be late for work. This is a daily thing. FML
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oh_lordy_me 18

OP here! I would love to move his litter box but in a one bedroom apartment it's pretty useless, unless I want the smell in the bedroom or living room/kitchen! As for shutting the door, I probably should! Took me a little while to realize what he was doing, since this is a recent habit of his. The little turd (pun intended) used to chill with me as I was getting ready and him meowing outside of the door is annoying as hell. But, yeah, all in all, I vacate the premises for a few minutes, light a candle and all is good :)

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Top comments

lat187 18

I can't make brunch at 9, I have an 8:45 dump scheduled when Megan is doing her makeup.... I just really love her.

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FarFromHome_fml 17

What are you feeding him? It's not his fault...

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Comments

tralulilulalala 20

Inb4 the cat is actually telling you it doesn't like the way you put on make up

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middlenamefrank 8

Um....close the door behind you?

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Schmavid64 13

Get your cat one of the training rings that slowly teach it to do its business in the toilet bowl. That way it will go in there and at least the water should cover the smell while you're getting ready for work.

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joshi42 16

He is not fond of this smell to, that's why he is doing it in your presence, so that you throw it in a toilet bowl and flush it.

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Asinger06 1

I'm guessing not employee of the month, are you? You should really work on your problem solving skills. Wake up earlier. Shut the bathroom door. Lock the cat in another room. Do your makeup in the car. If you're unwilling to change what's happening, you deserve to be late daily.

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aldoshoes 4

do you live near a canal and do you own or have access to a sack?

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mrBearBear 11

Why don't you just move the litter box? Or get a mirror in your bedroom so you can do your makeup there?

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Colleenfllorida 9

This is incredibly easily solved. Either close the door so he cant get in while you are in there, or get up 5 minutes earlier. Scooping the box doesnt take that long that it should be a valid excuse to be late for work

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