Animals: Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find...

By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 21:49 - Australia

Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML

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HoboSmeller 6

Friday 16 December 2011 1:12

pretend to be a cat and see where you would vomit violently.

txgirl2013 14

Friday 16 December 2011 1:08

Well you will be going on a stinky scavenger hunt.

Comments

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 16 December 2011 2:04

Take off your shoes and turn off the lights and just walk around. That's how I usually find the surprise hairballs my cat coughs up.

sheethapins 13

Friday 16 December 2011 2:12

Check the inside of your shoes.

taternuts 0

Friday 16 December 2011 2:17

Just cut it off after a beer next time. Cats can't hold their liquor and just never know when to quit

konstantinos616 17

Friday 16 December 2011 2:25

Well that stinks. Ha see what I did there? I inserted an ironic statement that highlights OP's situation in which....you know what never mind.

konstantinos616 17

Friday 16 December 2011 2:27

No shit Sherlock

Not_You_Again 15

Friday 16 December 2011 3:13

How do you know it was violently if you didn't see it?

delilah09 6

Friday 16 December 2011 3:27

Sucks to be you!

hateevryone 14

Friday 16 December 2011 3:43

follow the smell

DingoCJ 15

Friday 16 December 2011 3:55

Cats belong in cages... (crab pots)

Brooding99 15

Friday 16 December 2011 4:18

Udi for owning a cat

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