By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 21:49 - Australia

Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML
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HoboSmeller 6

pretend to be a cat and see where you would vomit violently.

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txgirl2013 14

Well you will be going on a stinky scavenger hunt.

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rubberduckie94 13

thank you i wondered the same thing now if only the elusive op will come back and explain.

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Trix_Disorder 20

Wondering the same thing, too.

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helloello 2

He doesn't, it just sounds better that way.

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ohSNAPyall 26

The toxic smell is making the OP overly aggressive.

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Buttsexpirate 9

I cannot spy with my little eye, something nasty in OP's house.

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Llamassss 21

Just follow your no(oooooo)se!

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metalcoremaster 4

Just like fruit loops :)

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flockz 19

that happens to me when i fart. i can always smell it, but i can never find it when i look.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Those silent, evasive assassins I tell ya.

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mrsayuso 0

This made me laugh out loud! Reminds me of my dog bahahaha. Ahhh to have a juvenile sense of humor :)

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rubberduckie94 13

cats will do that. thats why i have a dog. when they puke its all out in the open like there proud. but at least you can clean it right away

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Miouya 0

But don't dogs also eat it back up? My friends dog does that

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helloello 2

You don't have to take cats out and they aren't always in your business like a.... Well a lost puppy.

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rubberduckie94 13

yes sometimes and i have seen dogs follow horses around and eat their poop. I know its gross thumb me down but its true

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every1luvsboners 11

Try cleaning your house. You either have vomit color carpet or your house is disgusting. I'm going to go with the latter and advise you to leave it. Eventually it will harden into a patty and then you can give it back to your cat when it's hungry in a couple days.

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iceblue_fml 0

I was going to say the same exact thing, thumbs up.

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newlove_fml 0

As you're searching for said vomit, sneak around the house and pretend your a hunter in the jungle on a quest for elusive and exotic prey. Perhaps an explorer's hat and a monocle would complete the experience

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deadxmau5 6

...don't forget the massive elephant shotgun

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linkinpark98 23

And that's why I have a dog. :D It's even better when you are able to train them to go outside. I find it much easier.

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rubberduckie94 13

yeah i am loving dogs and you can train them to do alot of things, but as someone who has owned several dogs vomiting outside is not one of them.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Then how exactly do you know it vomited in a violent manner?

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ZeDolphinator 7

Ever heard a cat retching? It's a pretty distinguishable sound.

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philipino 24

I want to see how many times autocorrect will change my comment: black FYI ing murkiness I like mild tempura climate in my seining plate me Gustavo chicken you are a homosexual on the Arthur in this sourly system. Done. Lol

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ZeDolphinator 7

Hey, that's great and all, but we're kinda talking about cats spewing chunks right now.

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