Animals: Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find...

By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 21:49 - Australia

Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML

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By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

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By Sorry kitty - 14/05/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was sick during the night and had to puke. I had no bucket or trashcan nearby, so I ended up puking on the floor. However, because it was so dark, I didn't notice my cat lying in the exact spot where I puked. She was not amused, giving me the mother of all death glares before she started puking herself. FML

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By wormsmeat - 17/09/2015 21:08 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my dog vomited a writhing mass of maggots. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled, and I was baffled as to where she found a maggot infested dead thing to eat. Baffled, until my mom reminded me that my cat has been missing, presumed dead, for over a week. FML

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HoboSmeller 6

Friday 16 December 2011 1:12

pretend to be a cat and see where you would vomit violently.

txgirl2013 14

Friday 16 December 2011 1:08

Well you will be going on a stinky scavenger hunt.

Comments

Taylor2332 4

Friday 16 December 2011 4:18

Grosss!!!

Gamaryn 0

Friday 16 December 2011 6:15

That's a game of Hide and Seek I don't want to play lol

cnasty28 0

Friday 16 December 2011 6:16

Get a dog to lead ou to it!! :P

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Friday 16 December 2011 6:23

get a dog...

goodgirlxgonebad 3

Friday 16 December 2011 7:54

Oh god.

mser1992 2

Friday 16 December 2011 8:45

maybe youre the one that smells?

darkinners 6

Friday 16 December 2011 9:34

the smell will go away , no worries

SeldomHappy 3

Friday 16 December 2011 9:36

So, it was sick on your philtrum? Ninja cat strikes again!

cmac86 23

Friday 16 December 2011 9:53

Do as Toucan Sam says: follow your nose!

Malicteal 21

Friday 16 December 2011 13:40

In the words of Toocan Sam "Just follow your nose!"

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