By lonely - 23/08/2011 16:49 - United States

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Today, my cats found my box of condoms. This is the third one they've chewed up. The worst part? They've gotten more use out of them in the last two months than I have. FML
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TheRealBruce 12

Well at least the pussy Is using it oh I'm sorry I'm nasty

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OhDarrenCriss 6

You might want to try to hide them better!

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jimbobpro87 0

lol dude wats your issue maybe you should learne wat a real pussy feels like pmsl

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starryxeyes 2

Considering OP is a female, I'm pretty sure that she already knows what a real pussy feels like. I love how everyone keeps ignoring the gender sign next to OP's name and keeps assuming that she must be a guy because she has condoms lol... Anyways, OP if you're reading this; ever thought of putting them in a drawer? They'll still be close by if you need them, and your cats won't be able to access them. Unless of course your cats are super intelligent and are able to open drawers and cabinets, in that case fyl.

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McGherkin 0

Or feed them a near lethal dose of laxatives and the condoms will come to you.

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duckman9 55

you definitely need to work on your comments. Even when they work, they dont say anything.

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Rene_North 1

Hey in two months, if not in a room remodeled area with low humidity, they have probably gone bad.

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Hannahrayne 0

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahgagaggaaghahagskxjcidksycksncbzcosnxnc

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RedPillSucks 31

Ripped for her pleasure.... wait.. Ribbed... Never mind.

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ILoveEmoes 9

You shouldn't use them after they've been chewed on anyway you knooow D:

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