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By lonely - 23/08/2011 16:49 - United States

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Today, my cats found my box of condoms. This is the third one they've chewed up. The worst part? They've gotten more use out of them in the last two months than I have. FML
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TheRealBruce 12

Well at least the pussy Is using it oh I'm sorry I'm nasty

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OhDarrenCriss 6

You might want to try to hide them better!

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punkchica123 0

YDI for not hiding them better after the first time

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JayStone 3

Maybe you'll have better luck with the ladies if you stop being a cat person.

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sunnyan 17

Maybe you'll have better luck with you comments if you pay some attention to OP's gender

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mgsoloist 14

I was going to say I could help with that problem, and then I realized OP was a girl...not that I would object to it but condoms wouldn't be necessary lol.

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plko00 5

At least u knew they were chewed up before u used them

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midoriMentality 11

I'm a girl and I have a stash of condoms in my room with 2 cats (they haven't eaten any of mine) probably because I keep them in a tightly closed tin box on a shelf that they can't get to. It's never bad for a girl to be prepared you know. that and my boyfriend never brings any when he comes over. OP put them in a drawer or something.. what do you do leave them on your dresser? if so, either put them away or keep the cats out of your room, that's the simple solution...

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