By lonely - 23/08/2011 16:49 - United States

Spicy
Today, my cats found my box of condoms. This is the third one they've chewed up. The worst part? They've gotten more use out of them in the last two months than I have. FML
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TheRealBruce 12

Well at least the pussy Is using it oh I'm sorry I'm nasty

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OhDarrenCriss 6

You might want to try to hide them better!

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8sq 13

At least they're having a good time.

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Sweej 1

These types of wording on FML's are getting boring...

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sheenie942 3

You're probly not getting any because you own cats!

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CryMoreFMLs 14

That explains my problem then. Too bad I'll never get rid of them though. They cost less to keep happy and are generally more willing to listen to me then any girl I know.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

hrmm... cats never stopped me getting any... and I have both live cats and cats skulls. :p *points to profile* long as your pussy is clean.... ;)

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supimnyancat 9

Looks like your ******* are putting the condoms to use.

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old09 11

wow......my cat just likes to use my bed as a bathroom...but yours want you to either have a child or chip out for the abortion.....oh and MEAOW I WANT CONDOMS NOMNOMNOM

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CryMoreFMLs 14

No, most high on angel dust. I claim most insane.

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SmittyJA24 26

Consider getting rid of the cat(s), find a girl-friend... THEN go buy condoms.

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eminemchick 19

26- lesbiann sex= babby? Is that how babby is formed?

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reddawn85 8

At least you noticed the holes BEFORE you used them

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