By lonely - 23/08/2011 16:49 - United States

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Today, my cats found my box of condoms. This is the third one they've chewed up. The worst part? They've gotten more use out of them in the last two months than I have. FML
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TheRealBruce 12

Well at least the pussy Is using it oh I'm sorry I'm nasty

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OhDarrenCriss 6

You might want to try to hide them better!

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mrcorncan99 0

Haha your "*******" need condoms more than your pussy does.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Whoaaaa you haven't gotten laid in two months. Shut up. Your life isn't over just cuz you can't have sex.

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Tristan_aust 11

Where do you leave condoms, on the kitchen bench? Maybe try putting them in a draw, that way your cats won't get to them. Also it'll save yourself the embarrassment of visitors/family members coming around and asking you about your sex life.

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phoebe333 2

Where do you leave the, out in the open? You're cats might want kids to play with.

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HomeAl0ne 20

This is exactly why a pussy with teeth is such a bad idea.

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cooxoxo 9

You need a better hiding spot :) and get rid of the cats! that's not manly!

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RedPillSucks 31

I certainly hope no. OP is a woman.

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jscrim 0

Maybe it's cause you have more than one cat

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