Miscellaneous: Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom...

By Anonymous - 23/09/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 10:29 - France - Paris

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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By DrGas - 04/09/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML

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By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

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By r1has - 12/09/2016 08:21 - Pakistan - Rawalpindi

Today, someone spilled ammonium hydroxide in ethanol solution in the lab, which smells like very concentrated urine. Since the experiment involved Bunsen burners, we couldn't turn on the fans. We had to work in a lab that smelled like Satan's piss for 2 hours. FML

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By firefighter - 08/09/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML

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By oopsididitagain - 30/11/2010 18:49 - United States

Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML

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By anonymous - 05/05/2015 05:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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By afraidtoburn - 26/02/2012 04:18 - Canada

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

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Thursday 23 September 2010 23:44

You should try going to the bathroom instead of ripping one in class...

illmatic2 16

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:47

It's ok op everybody farts. I did once.

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truehitman2010 0

Friday 24 September 2010 2:33

patch that gas leak

CoolAsian 0

Friday 24 September 2010 2:42

dude you could like use that to get away from a killer or something, your fart is legendary! :D

batman8 0

Friday 24 September 2010 2:47

how is this an fml?? you got out a class from a fart. be a hero and own up for the awesomeness you just dropped for your classmates

EmoOrange 0

Friday 24 September 2010 3:07

You have a talent. USE IT!!!

theboldshadow 11

Friday 24 September 2010 3:08

hahahahaha this was worded perfectly

skyeyez9 24

Friday 24 September 2010 3:19

You can now proudly exclaim: "Silent, but deadly........I has it."

beachblondeex13 0

Friday 24 September 2010 3:47

this fml made me laugh . haha

Klink_fml 3

Friday 24 September 2010 4:07

why is this an fml

bayonet 0

Friday 24 September 2010 4:08

Lmfao...win!

danica45 7

Friday 24 September 2010 4:30

wtf #13!?!?!?!

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