By Mattrd - 05/02/2013 00:42 - United States

Today, my coworker told me that I needed to quit smoking because it was making me look and smell horrible. I've never smoked in my life. FML
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dmoran20 27

Tell them no quit masturbating before they go completely blind.

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lishajoy777 14

At least it wasnt a whole bunch of people saying it..

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DoubleBlumpkin 4

Do you also have yellow teeth? You need to brush those a few times a day. Or you go the other way and start smoking like crazy so your co worker doesn't think you just stink for no reason.

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dontpanic_fml 32

While the OP may need to work on personal hygiene, there was no reason for the coworker to be so rude about it. And assuming the reason just makes him or her look stupid.

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perdix 29

Maybe you need to start. If you naturally suffer the bad consequences of smoking, you might as well get the pleasure from it. Plus, you look like a bad-ass when you smoke, instead of just smelling like a bad ass.

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shrdlu 28

Seriously, if you hang out with smokers or in smoke-filled places, you'll start to smell like one and won't realize it. I didn't believe this until after I'd stopped smoking for a while.

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